Entries from February 2009

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Close Male Friend

From http://bash.org/?top :
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for [...]

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Love Song For No One

Flat on the floor looking back
On old love
Or lack thereof.
After all the crushes are faded
And all my wishful thinking was wrong
I’m jaded
I hate it 

I’m tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
Get here
Searching all my days just to find you
I’m not sure who I’m [...]

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Credit Crunch!

Life’s good. Just finished a huge job  (for the dearth of a better, less security dept nuthugging term) over the past week and have come out unscathed and pretty damn happy. Also, I’m on a 3day leave to finish up my scholarship and local uni apps so at least I’ve got some academic work look forward to. And [...]

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

6.8 Million Dollars

I can now afford a Columbia education for the next 50 years.

from           ATM CARD CENTER <info@atm.com>
reply to -  kelvin_perkins@w.cn
to                 undisclosed recepients
date            Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 10:01 PM
subject      ATM DEBIT CARD

This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number;4278763100030014) with a fund worth 6.8 Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor,Please Contact Sir [...]

Monday, February 16, 2009

Young Punks

Back then we had to contend with car bonnets, oncoming vehicles,  fences, classroom windows, irate sec one teachers and drains just to kick a ball into a hole in a wall. ‘Aim the Camera’ was a welcome distraction from the usual competitiveness of  playing at the roundabout.
Look at what they have to endure now:

Lucky bastards.  [...]

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Fo

http://streetfiytahfo.ytmnd.com/

This made my day.  That and the fact that I’ve officially started work at MINDEF  babehhhhh. Doing stuff that I care about. With people that are great to work with, seeing crabs and stars left right centre. And there’s Milton too, lurking somewhere in the deep recesses of this bist. Ever ready to introduce me [...]

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Run Fat Boy Run

I art gratuitous. (All my life I thought it was spelt gratituous. The correct term sounds like a disease.)
 
1. “Dear Kenneth Lim,
Thank you. You have registered for SubUrban Run @ North East successfully. The Confirmation Slip below is for your reference. Please kindly print it out for your race pack collection.”
 
2. “Welcome to MapMyRun!
Thanks for [...]

Monday, February 2, 2009

Don’t Know Why